Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's
marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of
semen into David's gargling throat and no
one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.