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david furnish 

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
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Furrish is a word that is for people that are furries and talk like: uwu youw fuw iws so gowd!!1!1!1 and also we call the people from countries that have furry population more then %30 and are furries furrish
Dont be *furrish*, im *furrish*, do you talk *furrish* ?
someone who smells and is not wanted
don't go near him hes a furniss

run away he is a furniss
furniss by bodsworthy March 30, 2009
an ugly, arrogant piece of shit who loves chinky girls and has no foreskin

That boy is such a furniss!!

stop acting like a furniss
furniss by bodsworthy March 30, 2009

Fully furnished

When one has completely locked the music and is very comfortable in the space and has entwined with the environment.
Fully furnished by Town242 May 20, 2021

furnishphopia 

Falling in love with an inanimate object/s and having sextual affair wit it
Psychologist- hey Bethenny nice to meet so you come her with the immediate attention that you might be a furnishphopia

Bethanny- yes that correct I have fallen in love with my door

Psychologist- yes that is correct
furnishphopia by Jailos January 12, 2019