fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013

fungicide

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.

I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Funicide

The alternative to scuicede. Making life as fun as possible.Committing maximum fun.

"Scuicide is painful. So I committed Funicide and lived hilariously ever after!"

by glitterbombs June 1, 2006

Fungicide

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally

When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide

by GlitteryTits November 29, 2017

Fabricide

When a country elects a theocratic fascist fundamentalist as president.

International Community: Wow, you are such a democratic and human-rights advocate country! Good job!

Country: lol watch this *commits fabricide*

by XxxEdgySlayer69xxX March 23, 2018

Furridemonphobia

fear of furries

1: furries are scary
2: what should we name the phobia then?
1: furridemonphobia

and so 2 made a UD definition

by Ku Klux Klonoa August 26, 2022

farmicide

When one kills their parent(s) and then themselves

It got to the point he just wanted to commit farmicide.

by bakedbagel193 October 30, 2025