furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

by soma689 April 25, 2013

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

by Andydeek November 11, 2005

Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

furnisexual

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.

"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."

by Medicus007 August 16, 2016

Furbish

language used by 90s kiddy craze, the furby. it was thought that children had long enough attention spans to teach their furbies to speak english. sadly it didnt happen and furbies, like cyberpets are a few years on, trying vainly to make a comeback!

my furby only speaks furbish *cries*

by halfreject December 28, 2005