furlong

a length in horse racing... no idea how long it is... but there isnt many...

there jsut coming up to the final furlong...

by TheRook September 1, 2003

Furlong

A name of a man who is a sweaty roach, who rarely leaves their basement. These people have minimal skills at life and no particularly life goals

“You are pathetic, you being such a furlong”

by Roach988 February 27, 2019

Furdog

A very Hairy Penis.

She sucked His Furdog all night.

by hobbler12 July 22, 2009

A Foot Fetish Furlonger

Foot Festish Furlonger is a title bestowed to human beings who indulge in Foot Fetish Porn and deny the act of viewing such pornography.

Friend 1: Hey bro was that foot porn on your computer bro?

Friend 2: Nah man no way. I aint like that.

Friend 1: Bro.. Dont be a Foot Fetish Furlonger..

by Mad Cvnt September 22, 2019

Furlong XIV

Furlong the forteenth is the ruler of all that is was and will be. With the exception of the "holy shig"

"I, Furlong XIV. proclaim you and all of your belongings to be my own."
Hint: When speaking to Furlong XIV you must remember to say AMEN after everything said to him.

by Bolarg July 14, 2003

Furdon

A major gossip king.

i cant believe they told everyone about it, they are such a furdon!

by SuperCooolMan October 22, 2010

Furlong

To lay any person called garry of work on full pay for a good length of time eg 1 month

Garry I am very sorry but you are furlonged.

by Master Henry April 8, 2020