Definitions by Roach988
Furlong
A name of a man who is a sweaty roach, who rarely leaves their basement. These people have minimal skills at life and no particularly life goals
Emmet
The sweatiest in the room. Always is moist on the head, and is bullied by the grade above him. Has a naturally annoying attitude. He also has a way of making people ante him naturally. He can normally be found sliding around in his basement, and pissing in his cat’s litter box.