Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

penal fungi

a fungus that grows on ur dik.

nic durand. hahaha your a penal fungi

by Nicci D December 31, 2007

fungi sway

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.

from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."

by DeVoll's 030 class March 20, 2006

fleshy fungi

Mushrooms of all types but mostly used to describe edible, non-poisonous mushrooms.

Because of last year's fire, the field was ffilled with fleshy fungi and we pigged out.

by buttedude July 12, 2016

hi fungi

Hi Fungi :D

we love the fungi :3
hi fungi :D

by NarvHal July 26, 2021

fungi friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.

I am looking to hook up with people who are fungi friendly for some serious partying.

by ncy February 19, 2007

Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003