ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK October 14, 2008

friendly felcher

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

by bob todler October 3, 2009

Felcher

A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.

Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.

by Jade Cryingwolf September 28, 2007

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009