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Fuckaroundary

Noun

The multitude of unexpected peripheral tasks one often has to do in order to complete what seems at first a simple task.
After finding his lost impact driver, discovering that the bit is stuck inside, going to the hardware store to buy liquid wrench to free the bit, finally working the bit free back at the jobsite, and then discovering the desired bit is missing, going back to the hardware store and finding they don't have the proper bit in stock, Lorne exclaimed in frustration, "What a day of fuckaroundary!"
by Ted The Ned November 15, 2018
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Fucktardette

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette
by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022
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The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
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fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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Fucktard Stink Box

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.
The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.
by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010
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fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
by Mama_G February 2, 2017
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fuccard

A fakely Britishized, faux refinement of the obscenity "fucker." Used the same way, it conveys the same sentiment through a veneer of eloquence and/or respectability. This variation has the added benefit of slipping past profanity filters. Can be used as a genuine alternative or just for the sake of novelty.
Those clever fuccards!
Look at this jerk, this fuccard right here.
by Those Clever Fuccards May 27, 2021
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