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Fuckuppery

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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fuckupery

noun: the quality of a situation that has been extremely fucked up.
Grandma wasn't invited thanks to the wedding planner's fuckupery.
by Hee Suh July 29, 2012
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fuckupgrade

A system "upgrade" that doesn't work as well as what it replaces due to excessive defects. For software, this may include bugs and/or a more difficult interface. However, the term can be extended to any other system (roofing, remodeling, restoration, plastic surgery, tax reform, etc.) that suffers from greed, incompetence, inadequate resources, or a specific lack of foresight.
Remember "Vista"? What a fuckupgrade that was!
Well, they've fuckupgraded our email system, and now everyone's complaining about it.
Just between you and me, that facelift of hers is nothing but a fuckupgrade.
by Rudee June 26, 2017
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Fuckuppance

That one bitch got food poisoning after stealing my lunch, so you could say she got her fuckuppance.
by snark_attacks September 21, 2018
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Fuckupbruh

When someone or something does not do what it is supposed to.
"Oh shit! I just did a Fuckupbruh!" He said as he dropped the plate.
by Bigshaq4657 June 5, 2019
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Fuckpuppetry

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
by Puppe April 10, 2015
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fuckupbrah

Fuckupbrah is an abbreviation for the phrase "Shut the fuck up, brah." Originally heard in Lacey Township NJ, it has spread all over south Jersey and is used by tools and guidos alike.
Tony- Yo Joey, I saw your girl hookin up with that frat dood last night at the party!

Joey- YO, FUCKUPBRAH! I thought I told you not to talk about Jenny like that!!
by fitseries666 September 26, 2009
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