Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.
by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011
by cliff2001 June 23, 2009
An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.
by Dr. Sebs September 20, 2010
by aksarah June 14, 2004
"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."
by theavondalesky October 13, 2008
a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).
b) Two fucktillions.
b) Two fucktillions.
Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
by Goge January 03, 2006
by Shroud September 10, 2003