fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

fuckton

is = to 100 shit loads

today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

by cliff2001 June 23, 2009

fuckton

An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.

by Dr. Sebs September 20, 2010

fuckton

More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.

by aksarah June 13, 2004

fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

by theavondalesky January 23, 2009

fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

by Goge January 3, 2006

fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

by Shroud September 9, 2003