Fuckticious

Originating from the word 'ficticious' meaning something is not real or never really happened.
Fuckticious-one who has never been laid before but thrives off of telling people of his/her sex stories

Dude your stories are so fuckticious its clear you've never gotten poon.

by city schlikers February 21, 2009

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

fucktality

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.

by luigiboy January 25, 2010

anti-fucktality

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back

my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good

by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fuckdacity

A real cheeky bastard, no Morales or scrupals and a real lazy so and so

The fuckdacity of that twat asking me to lend him £30 when he already owes me £500

by Cooling79 September 28, 2021

fucktivities

Fucktivity (adj)

Dumbass activities or shenanigans that fuck niggas/bitches(crackers or niggers) take part in

i will not invest in this fucktivity that is on display at the moment

Thank you for using it properly 😊

no problem fine citizen i hope you arent participating in these unreasonable fucktivities

by the big black pilloe November 6, 2015

Fucktility

The ability to be fucked and a physical property

The fucktility is going over 69

by boxman4prez January 26, 2012