Fucktangle

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

fucktangular

A situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

This is fucktangular.

by etilauqa December 5, 2018

fuckcanary

Similar to fucknugget; a blockheaded numbskull incapable of reading rules or understanding anything

Oh look at that fuckcanary trying to act like they know shit about gender and biology. When will they ever learn?

by _nefelibata_ February 26, 2018

Fucktardashian

Beyond fucktard, beyond Kardashian. When you are the king of douchebagastan and a complete fucktard you become a Fucktardashian.

After two minutes of watching Tiger King I decided Joe exotic is a fucktardashian.

by John Lemmon April 21, 2020

fuckhazard

Something too dangerous to fuck.

Man, that leech is a fuckhazard.

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 March 30, 2022

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

by Me first January 29, 2009