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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014
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Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.
by Forseti April 30, 2006
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tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
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angry Fuckoff!!!!!

Spiderman gets kicked in the balls, and flies through the air saying "Fuckoooooffff!!!!!" alot like cartman in south park. he then shoots web from his penis in a messy fashion and wraps his enemy up in spider-spunk. this is an "angry Fuckoff!!!!!"
by Croft July 4, 2009
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Fuckoff

A person who fucks off and doesn't do what you need them to while making an excuse why they couldn't do it, usually lasts a very long while.
He's such a fuckoff.

Why?

He won't buy me a god damn camera since he owes me one! It's been a 3 months already!
by Sean Arphskinburshk July 21, 2017
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Fuckoff

by fauxe December 31, 2022
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Fuckoff

Used to exaggerate an adjective that comes before it, especially if it is particularly disturbing.
"This ugly fuckoff bird"
"A massive fuckoff moth flew at my face last night."
by Til- July 25, 2021
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