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fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary
christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet
by groovywordbender December 10, 2011
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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014
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Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.
by Forseti April 30, 2006
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Vladimir Fuckoff

Rude, toxic or griefing Russians in chat who only talk in Cyrillic and try to be as obnoxious as possible.
Especially common in FPS games, where they spam voice chat to annoy people.
When the game is team based and you're in a team with only Russians, they tend to kick you out of the team as a means of griefing.
Their behavior is also seen in comments on YouTube or other toxic platforms, where they only type comments in Cyrillic.
They often have their name also in Cyrillic so others can't type or pronounce their name to address a reply to them.
Vladimir Fuckoff: *spams incomprehensible rabble in voice chat continuously*
Annoyed player: "Vladimir Fuckoff, would you please shut up?"
Vladimir Fuckoff: "Suka"
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
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559 fuckoff

The 559 fuck off describes bad news- usually sent via email - which is sent at the last possible moment in the working day.

The aim being not to have to deal with the "aftermath" until the morning when perhaps the bad news has been accepted or at least softened.

559 is literally one minute to 6 - the last point in the working day.

Depending on your working hours the 459 and 659 fuckoff can also apply.
"I can't be bothered to deal with this now - i'll give her the old 559 fuckoff"

"just lining up my 559 fuckoff emails..."
by baldysuhweeede June 9, 2009
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tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
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angry Fuckoff!!!!!

Spiderman gets kicked in the balls, and flies through the air saying "Fuckoooooffff!!!!!" alot like cartman in south park. he then shoots web from his penis in a messy fashion and wraps his enemy up in spider-spunk. this is an "angry Fuckoff!!!!!"
by Croft July 4, 2009
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