Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

fucklick

Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.

It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.

Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.

James is such a fucklick!

by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Fuckleknuckle

A person who is, or is being, an equal mix of a Fuckstick and a Knuckle head

Hey Fuckleknuckle, get back over here! Don't you know you can't just go around acting like such an idiot.

by Whatcha thinking bout? July 8, 2011

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007