jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle

Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong

"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.

by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023

Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."

by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

by Polltang January 30, 2015

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006