The fuckening

the force in which your amazing day is ruined by.

Realizing that I have a map and flag test soon was the fuckening of my weekend.

by Cody parkey 2.0 February 17, 2019

the fuckening

when ur day is going to well and you know some shit is finna go down

someone dies ahh there it is the fuckening

by an0nymus960 February 19, 2019

fuckening

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

by beefsmith May 25, 2011

The Anti-Fuckening

When things are going super crap and all of a sudden some weird ass shit just flips your world for the better. Like a reverse doomsday.

What the hell just happened?

I think we have just experienced

The Anti-fuckening ...

by ThePaveys December 20, 2020

ass fuckening

The ass fuckening is a multi-stage aerobic capacity fuckening that starts off dry and gets moister as you continue. The ass fuckening will begin in thirty seconds, jack off at the start. the fucking starts dry, and gets moister each time you hear this sound, squirt, a single fuckening has been completed each time you hear this sound moans. Remember fuck in the ass and fuck as long and as hard as you possibly can. The second time you fail to complete a fucking, your ass is over. The ass fuckening will begin on the word daddy, on your mark, get set, daddy.

The Ass Fuckening will begin in 30 seconds

by DannyBoiBoyo March 31, 2017

Fuckening

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.

We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.

by darkpixie November 2, 2016

fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.

1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.

by tpb July 25, 2003