fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008
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well fuck me running

She's got a sister, well fuck me running
by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003
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well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.
"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"
by Boilermakerjoel September 02, 2003
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well fuck me running

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.
by Quin_KX May 18, 2019
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