Fruit

A gay man who is very flamboyant, with very bright colors.

" Damn Nico you looking like gargantuan fruit today."

by Leirbag Ovol October 18, 2018

Fruit

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

by olivepip January 9, 2009

Fruit

A person who does gay things or does things in a cringey way.

This fuck shows off his fanny pack as if it's a gucci belt. What a fucking fruit this guy is.

by Spread,Sniff,Lick February 14, 2017

Fruit

Out-of-town dwellers viewed by city folk. (Day trippers). (Tourists).

Country folk in town, dressed in 'day out' clothing. Tourists from foreign parts. Move at a different pace and indifferent to busy locals. Treating all others as the city masses and not individuals. So inadvertently rude at the bar, not engaging with locals and forgetting politeness. On a busy train they will allow one seat for a bag. In a bar they will cut between two people in conversation. Obviously shocked when confronted, as they think they are inoffensive and invisible. That is the most offensive thing about 'Fruit'.

by Dyslexic November 11, 2009

Fruit

The "shlong" shape that is seen in the outline of a man's jeans when an erection is present.

Jacob: "You're wearing that to church?"

Sean: "Yeah, why?"

Jacob: "Well... your bearing fruit, dude!"

by Ethan Isaac February 15, 2009

Fruit

A compliment referring that a person is sweet like a fruit. Or referring to a person like a fruit as in a flowering fruit, or as beautiful.

1)(1st Person) "Man she was a fruit."

(Second Person) "Yeah I know , I just wanted to eat her up. Want to go back and ask her out ?"

2) "Fruit !"

"Wanna come taste me ?"

"Oh hell yeah !"

by maidmercy November 7, 2007

Fruit

Any "Apple" hardware, whether it be a Mac, iPod or iPhone

Dude, I cant believe you spent $1800 bucks on that freakin' fruit!

by JScott3230 June 25, 2008