frostie jim

When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo

Bob: so what did you and amy do last night

Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim

by How are you guys doing June 13, 2018

Frostie

A deliciously cold beer

Hey Rick. How about a frostie after this climb

by Tboy1 September 4, 2018

Frostiest Barrel

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy

Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

by COCKtail enjoyer July 8, 2022

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

frostface

verb: to ejaculate on her face while she is asleep. Later she wakes up to a face that is crusty with semen

One late night Aaron decided he would ejaculate on the face of a drunk girl while she was passed out, she found in the morning she had a frostface.

by thegurtmeister2 March 7, 2010

queen frostine

the coolest girl around.

that girl is such a queen frostine.

by ?? January 26, 2004

Frostie

The term for the stereotypical trophy-wife blonde, with glimmering hair that can cause temporary blindness when it reflects direct sunlight; known to have at least a slight attitude or coldness resulting from their understanding of their own appeal; known to undergo daily spa treatments and bronzing sunless tan dips each week

As the Situation walked the streets of San Francisco, he stopped in his tracks when that bangin' frostie dropped her sunglasses

by supersoaker50 May 3, 2012