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Frizzell

Somebody who thinks they are a BAMF when in fact they are quite the opposite. They tend to associate themselves with vibrant colors such as bright orange. They quite often attempt (and fail) dangerous stunts in public.
That dude is an uber Frizzell. He can't even do a backflip off that tree.
by cdreezy January 11, 2009
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fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best
Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer
by The Greg June 18, 2004
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Frizzeye

Frizzbee on a basketball court. Center is 2 points, Outer Circle is 1, Out of circle is 0. You start on the corner with your own frizbee, and you aim for the center. First to a certain number (ie. first to 50, 100 etc.) wins.

Frizbee's can be "knocked" out of their spots, and can add/deduct points from that frizbee's owner.
"Let's go play some Frizzeye"

Invented in 2007, by Joseph Tagnipes
by BazookaTrpt November 13, 2007
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Scissor Fizzer

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
by goddamncousin February 21, 2011
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frezzer

The young and naive may believe that a frezzer is simply a freezer with a typo. The daft and dumb may believe that a frezzer is bad hair-do from the fifties. If you fall into one of these categories it is okay, for soon you will be saved. Below is everything and everything you would ever want to know about the frezzer.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006
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Frizzard

Any Persons having some type of relations with knowing you...
Reffering to a good friend,Relative,or companion by using the slang word Frizzard.
by Nickey Day August 28, 2006
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Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer
Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty
by Big dick bart May 23, 2014
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