you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

friendaissance

Rebirth of friendship

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance

by KKrt August 28, 2009

friendcest

Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.

Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest

Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.

You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.

or

You: Man, that crowd is like a soap opera. They've all hooked up in every possible combination.
Me: How friendcestuous.

or

Me: Be careful before you date him. I hear engages in frencest.

by mepwave February 18, 2009

Inflated Friendlist

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.

Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist

by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

friendlyism

A friendly gesture in which is described by a person who has many friendly actions.

Hey friend, thanks for fixing my car, my house, and my boat, you have extraordinary Friendlyism.

by Crtrnhrafan January 15, 2014

friendcest

Dating/hooking up with someone in your circle of friends.

We had a tight crew until Anna started committing friendcest with everyone.

by Delicious Josh June 21, 2007

Friendnesia

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.

Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

by Word Johnson November 10, 2011