Friendless

A person who may not have any friends but has soul mates and family

Him: she’s friendless
Her: that just means she has people she can’t trust with her
Him: oh, cool

by DeepPerson May 19, 2018

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

friendless

being friendless means you're either myself or onii-chan. okay, so, being friendless literally means you have no friends and you spend all your time sitting on your freaking computer watching anime loud as fuck 24/7.

guy - "stop you're a friendless guy"
friendless guy - "then why are you talking to me if i had no friends?"

by augiefamayy April 28, 2017

friendenemies

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.

Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.

by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018

Friendle

A person who you exchange your daily Wordle results with

Oh wow, I can't believe my friendle got today's word in only two rows

by FenderBlender2 February 10, 2022

Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.

"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.

by Harmony08 December 8, 2010

friended

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook

Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before

by joecacola January 31, 2005