freeride

N. A form of mountain biking, more adventurous, challenging. Jumps, drops, berms, etc. n. freerider - A person who freerides.

Hey gaz u sick cunt freerider u wanna go freeride some?

by eggo August 6, 2004

freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

by SevenD February 10, 2008

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Freezing Head

The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.

Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.

by Corpy Punisher May 25, 2010

Freezin Balls

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

by Seharvey December 15, 2011