Muffin Freezer

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.

The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.

by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009

Freefries

When you get a burger and fries, some of them slip out of the container but stay in the bag

As I finished my burger and fries while driving, I searched the bag for some Freefries.

by Jackspaw August 22, 2016

Town Freezer

A "Town Freezer" is a girl that is a huge slut. She is named this because everyone has to put their meat in her.

Bob: wow, you had sex with her too? so did john, jim, dave, and kyle.

Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.

by dubv September 24, 2009

Frigid freezer

A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart

Victoria is such a frigid freezer

by spacker110 June 5, 2015

your nan is in my freezer

This is a phrase people would use if they LIKE children.This phrase was created by a girl on the 11th of march 8:24 pm.

Hello,your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer your nan is in my freezer

by nobody_503 May 9, 2020

The Freezer

The act of one ejaculating in their partner's eye, preferredly getting the reaction of, "Ow, my eye !"

(squirts)
Emily: OW, my eye! did you just give me the freezer?
Kyle: awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

by Carlin Morris October 26, 2010

New Freezer

A term for new jewelry, diamonds or ice. Rapper, Rich the Kid, coined this term in his single "New Freezer" feat. Kendrick Lamar.

I got some new freezer on my wrist from the jewelry store.

by AuraGold April 20, 2018