going into the woods alone at night, with salami scented deodorant, while shouting "RR rr RR RR rR rr" eventually a brown bearwill emerge, that's when you tranquilize it and have your way with it.
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Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.
A creepy ass bear who enjoys pizza, singing, and getting revenge. Mascot of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Cool blue eyes with brown fur, added with a top hat, bow tie and a microphone.
Guy 1: Dude Freddy Fazbear is cool!
Guy 2: I don't know, man. He's kindacreepy...