Trapezoids

n. A quadrilateral pair of breasts of either sex or animal having two parallel sides.

sl. Trappys, Trappers (Chief Brit).

New Latin trapezods, from Greek trapezoeids, trapezium-shaped :trapeza, table; see trapezium + -oeids, -oid. Old English trappytits.

"That's a strange table-looking bra that woman has on Dan," "No that ain't no bra Grant, those are trapezoids!"

by ZimmFilmz September 11, 2005

crapezoid

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.

Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!

by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011

trapezoid

Much like a rhombus referring to a particularly attractive asian woman (who has a slanted box), a trapezoid (or 'zoid) refers to a woman who's box has no correct angles. Basically, an ugly woman.

Jesus, did you see that hot rhombus that just sauntered out of the locker room? Her fat friend looked like an even bigger trapezoid by comparison.

by RabbiRabinowitz April 19, 2006

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009

French Trapezoid

A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.

Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?

by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013

fapazoid

A shape that looks like a person , masturbating.

Dude, that looks like a fapazoid

by Abdul Ahmed Ahri October 18, 2014

Trapezoid

A person who thinks really hard on how they will do something, but still does it in a way that completely lacks common sense.

Dude you are thinking like a Trapezoid.

by KC8653 May 8, 2018