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Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.
I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.
by A former yooper. March 15, 2009
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Great Falls High

Also known as "Ghetto Falls High" this school is pretty much vapenation. It's focused so highly of tradition that administration forgets that more than half it's students have a criminal record. The school is also full of horndogs. With a teacher fucking a student and a girl sucking dick by the third floor vending machine. Gfh sucks but you can fiend in any bathroom and see fights weekly.
I went to CMR cause Great falls high was too ghetto
by bigboibillybob December 26, 2018
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Caucasian Falls

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"
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the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"
by Truthinthehouseo'lies June 12, 2012
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Niggra Falls

When a person of African descent slips, falls, or plummets to Earth
DeShawn: Man, I took a trip to Niggra Falls when i stepped on that ice!
by adelin deery February 7, 2010
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Falls Village, Connecticut

A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.
-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
by aplate December 3, 2010
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fallsburg

Fallburg, NY a town of about 15,000 in upstate NY. Home of Gavin DeGraw the country singer and home of an extremely under funded high school that is a huge waist of time. Home of the infamous Benjamin Cosor Elementary School teachers heroin drug ring. More famously known for its summer Jewish Hasidic vacationers who make the area look like a landfill by the end of August.

If your bored and want to shoot up this is the place, cause the availability is more progressive then the South Bronx. All in all Fallsburg is a slum of whites, spanish, and African Americans that is in desperate need of citizens who aren't on section 8, so they can make at least some tax revenue because the Hasidic avoid that in every aspect as well. And if you just crossed the border and are looking for illegal factory or physical contracting labor this is the nation's capital.
If your looking for a career in an illegal pharmaceutical company, start in Fallsburg and work your way through the the county, why stop there maybe even the country. Wouldn't be the first time.
by The Real Arana July 14, 2016
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