forest daddy

The infamous Hozier is an irish indie rock singer. His music makes you feel like laying in a river in the middle of the forest to contemplate life. His music is absolutely underrated and he deserves to be known for his other music and not just take me to church
He's tall, has long gorgeous hair, and smexy

Hozier is the one and only forest daddy

by crackasscrackdad June 18, 2020

Foreskin Tag

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed

Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......

by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

Suicide Forest

A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.

We headed to suicide forest to count how many people were there.

by ONI Operator May 23, 2012

Forest Park High School

The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.

Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.

by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020

fuck forest

a healthy growth in the pubic region, usually applied to gay men.

"Randy had an impressive hip-to-hip fuck forest - got lost in those pubes!"

by bizguy October 9, 2013

Foresshian

When a Russian man catches feelings for a female dog.

That man is a Foresshian for sure.

I was walking around today, and saw a random Foresshian in the streets!

by BigFellaMilkPseudonym. May 7, 2020