Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

fortilicious

Fortilicious- Strong, Hot Babes over 40 who can accomplish anything they set their minds to

Fortilicious- Over 40 year old women - running in an ultra Ragnar race of 50 miles each!

by Fortilicious December 27, 2015

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Frotastic

A word that a black person says to another black person, in attempt to compliment them.

Dude, you are lookin' frotastic right now.

by Akreese May 14, 2011

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006