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Fornication Under the Consent of the King 

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D
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cyber fornication  

computer sex (IMing, Facebook chatting, MySpace messaging, etc.)
Some curious teens have cyber fornication on their computers.
cyber fornication by Samm Scott August 25, 2008

fornicatious 

An adjective used to describe
1. a situation in which a lot of fornication occurs.
2. a very sexually active or promiscuous person.
1. I went to this really fornicatious xxx-party! Everyone popped some pills and went at it!
2. That ho Raema is so fornicatious, she must have all kinds of diseases!
fornicatious by Playilan August 3, 2007

Fornicationship 

A type of relationship in which there’s no real commitment just a lot of sex
How’s your fornicationship Jimmy?
Jimmy: It’s great we just had sex three hours ago.
Fornicationship by d_jr08 September 14, 2020

fornicating furry 

any time a chuck-e-cheese employee has sex at work, or mickey cheats on minnie at disney world.
My brother caught his girlfriend with a disgusting fornicating furry in chuck-e-cheese yesterday.
fornicating furry by Memeblaze February 19, 2019

Cluster Fornication 

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
Cluster Fornication by The Tanimal February 2, 2009

Fornication Under Consent of the King 

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"