Dietary Forensics

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.

"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"

by DavieYo April 25, 2013

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021

Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.

Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.

by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023

Forensic Filed

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

by Knerm September 21, 2016

Forensick

There are too many pathology based crime dramas on TV these days.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.

The CSI series of dramas are often too graphic and can make one feel forensick.

by Doghouse Riley March 8, 2009

Forensic Fetish

A strong and incapable attraction to those who forensicate. Found frequently through the Catholic Forensic League and National Forensic League.

"Why in the hell do you like him? He's such an asshole" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl

by Hsra December 21, 2008

forensicator

A practitioner and/or student of the computer forensic and digital investigation science. One who actively digs though digital data to find electronic evidence.

A digital investigator Jedi.

Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."

Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"

Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"

Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."

Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"

Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."

by douglasbrush May 29, 2010