woodpussy 

A vagina carved from hardwood such as oak or cherry. Use of this object for sexual pleasure can cause serious pain from splinters and lack of yield of the object.

He had is wang clawed off by a woodpussy.

woodpussy by Big John & Friends July 6, 2003

footpussy 

The opposite of Hancock

Hancock’s mortal enemy, Footpussy!

footpussy by ShyKat June 10, 2018

woodpussy 

A device useful for getting rid of door-to-door salesmen and religious advertisers.

Door rings. It's a JW.
"Let the woodpussy answer the door"

woodpussy by Azzacanth October 2, 2003

footpussy 

Comes from Rob Dyke's "Why would you put that on the internet" episode 108. After he read the text (the guy asked a girl if it was "yo pussy or yo feet" but she thought he said "yo pussy on fleek) Rob said "footpussy. It smells like footpussy"

Yo,bitch! You smell like footpussy!

footpussy by SolidRecord728 March 2, 2017

Footussy 

When the arc of your foot feels stretched from walking in unsupported shoes for a long period of time.

“My footussy feels so stretched out dude, feckin hurts.”

Footussy by Peachussy April 13, 2022

fordussy 

the art of a short kitten butt fucks an tall hairy man, followes by a very overweight lady eating the cum out of the kittens ass.

Then the old woman eats pancakes.

Omg did you hear that Reid had a fordussy over the weekend 😎

fordussy by nutsinurmom May 13, 2022

Foodussy 

Mixture of scents of pussy and food

We just got done having sex and it smells like foodussy in here

Foodussy by 1milf December 21, 2022