Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Fontanal

font-eyn-l
adjective
1. Perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose.

A fontanal person may obsesively fixate on attributes of a font such as style, size, stroke width, serifs, size and length of serifs, character confusion, readability, tracking and/or kerning.

Aaron is so fontanal, he would not approve of that font on our project because the 1 looked like an l and the 0 like and O.

Fontanal Aaron thought the length of the serifs on the characters of that font needed to be about 15 percent longer for proper character differentiation.

by TRACS Monkey October 7, 2016

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

fontana

Fontana is a city in east san bernadino county(thats in california for all u other people).Fontana stared as a housing development for middle class families, eventually people started buying homes here and the city grew a bit,but all of the sudden the value of the houses dropped and a grip of ghetto people started moving there from santa ana, pomona, ect.now days fontana is a ghetto ass city with a mountain view and liqour stores filled with gangsters.it is rumored that fontana was built over a cursed native american cemetary.there is a haunted house on foothill ave. in fontana.

Mabey the reason for Fontana turning ghetto was that ole curse.

by Dimebag Darrell September 19, 2005

Janine Fontana

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

by 777000 December 21, 2008

to Fontaine

v. to act so homosexual that it\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.

1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\"

2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\'s nipples.

by Caleman and the Fontainer April 26, 2005