fongooliated

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

by beegatzz April 18, 2010

Pong Fong

A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.

This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.

by SlauterHouZe101 May 22, 2010

Carrot Fondue

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.

Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.

by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012

Fongerosa

An exceptionally large or suprising fonger

Look at the eiffel tower, it's quite the fongerosa!

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

Fingurt

(Verb) West of Scotland colloquialism for fingered

"I fingurt wee Sally last night"
"You're wantin' fingurt"

by Jobby Gillespie May 22, 2012

fong kong

"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.

This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.

Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"

by QJ87 March 12, 2008

fong tzu

a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.

brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"

by mo tzu November 23, 2011