fjompenisse

A "Fjopenisse" is a person (usually Norwegian) who dousaint know basic human interacton or is unabel to do as they are told without messing up.

*Fritjof is eating taco on a friday, and spills the taco souce all over the table*

Katrine: Fritjof! You fucking fjompenisse!
Fritjof: *starts crying, and runs to the bathromm*

by nissefjomp February 24, 2019

fomment

When dominoes or any brand cannot type correctly or clout chase in the comments on a post

I fomment on this post

by blahblahmann November 19, 2020

Fommenting

(Derived from the word Commenting)
Commenting on a video with interest that you actually have no interest in

I saw Marco fommenting under Kawn's Biology presentation. We all know he did not want to watch that video

by Simpnumber1942 February 16, 2021

fimpen

A nickname for people with huge cocks

oh anton should be called fimpen bcuz of his cock

by Fimpenlover420 January 14, 2022

fomentor

A seller of riotous rhetoric to others who resell it as fomenters of violence. A mentor in the craft of fomentation.

It takes but a single fervent fomentor to fire up legions of malleable fomenter followers.

by SimonDarNinkel August 28, 2023

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

by QuacksO November 18, 2023

Yagel do fomperity

An indirect way of calling someone a moron

"Hey you guys know Dave? *scoffs* ugh, yagel do fomperity"

by Jipt December 13, 2019