Toadstool

A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.

by barbiesboobs December 18, 2011

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT November 5, 2008

Footstool

SSBB, the act of stepping on an opponent's head so as to force them downwards without actually spiking them.

Lucas totally footstooled your ass right there man.

by Superflav March 2, 2009

Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.

Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018

FootStool

Superfly white guy

Yo wassap, you so FootStool is crazy!

by mlut December 23, 2003

Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

by goldhouse April 7, 2003

Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 30, 2018