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Modification of NYC DJ Frankie Bones' PLUR, Peace, Love, Unity, Respect into Fun, Love, Unity, Respect, Peace. This is a way of life that ravers attempt to live by.
I live by FLURP, man!
flurp by phizzling December 26, 2007
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(flerp) - Possibly the most vile and disgusting act known to man-kind but here it is. To flurp or to be involved in the act of flurping is when a homosexual man drinks his own semen from his partner's anus using a straw. Thank you M.G.
"Dang that guy is so hot I'd flurp him all night long. I may even use the Krazy Straw!"
flurp by Mike Garcia May 22, 2006
to flurp, from the middle english word "flurpp" possibly derived from the Latin term "phlurpus poopus." Originally used in English to describe a sound made while eating.
Quoted from: "Flurping the Brain"
by E.O. Kondiki, M.D., M.M.D.

A common problem in hypocranial neurosurgery is the accidental flurping of the brain. A spoon-like instrument is inserted between hemispheres (into the fissure) and then drawn back, in an attempt to reposition the upper surface of the longitudal cerebral cleft. If the instrument slips, it usually tosses a clump of cerebral brain matter up into the air, simultaneously causing a very audible flurping sound -- hence the term "flurping the brain." Any non-trained visitors allowed in the operating room during such an incident are sure to lose consciuousness at that point, and the medical staff then becomes distracted by stifled giggles which can occasionally erupt into full scale laughter.
To burp and vomit a little in your mouth at the same time.
After eating ethnic food for two days straight I couldn't stop flurping.
flurp by RC_2010 February 14, 2010
to flirt and burp at the same time
when flirting with someone and then burp during flirting.
flurp by Goro December 13, 2003
A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.
I wanted to smoke another bowl, but that flurp wouldn't let me!
Flurp by WETPUP January 28, 2017