I fucks with you

I mess with you heavy, I like you.

I fucks with you regardless of any situation!

by Trecie October 1, 2017

the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

Fuckshit

Synonym to 'Nonsense'

That boy is on some fuckshit!

by ExpoBoi April 4, 2020

Fuckshit

An episode of behavior in which a person is on a type of rampage in any and all levels of their being. Irrational, hateful, neglectful, disrespectful and above all illogical behaviors rule a person when they are on some fuckshit. Though not always, fuckshit is precipitated with a large consumption of drugs, usually of various types and almost always an over indulgence in them all.

Mike got on some fuckshit over the weekend. He went and ripped off Steven $50, Jason for $80, and Danny for $100. After that he beat up on his girlfriend, went to Wal-Mart and got popped for trying to shoplift a few bottles of superglue. Now the mother fucker's in jail and don't know how he got there. Suppose it's my task to go and fill the poor bastard in on all his fuckshit from this weekend.

by Nikki Stixx August 13, 2020

flickshot

Normally mentioned in an FPS game and sniping

A flickshot is where you quickly move your hand to the enemy position in an EXTREMLY short period of time and shooting/tagging them.

eSports announcer: "What a beautiful flickshot from KennyS"

by Julius Kang January 22, 2017

Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

by lolswerehad June 22, 2011