Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

flip-florp

Completely baffling; insulting. Typically toward a person.
Widely used in the 1800's.

Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?

by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina

yo dawg, lets go florping tonight!

by personguy35435 January 18, 2025

florp

A weirdly shaped car.

"Behold the OG florp"

by Kynnelo September 19, 2025