Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

flip-florp

Completely baffling; insulting. Typically toward a person.
Widely used in the 1800's.

Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?

by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023

Florp

Inexplicably disappear

“Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse July 6, 2024

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

florp

An adjective used to describe a wierdly shaped car.

"i was driving to the gas station and saw a florp that made me wonder where the drivers seat would even fit"

by john florp September 30, 2025