The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
Get the florida sprinkler mug.Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Get the Florida Sweetbreads mug.An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
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- a lot of coke comes from through florida
- coke is white-ish. kinda got a tint 2 it. but snows white also so. u get it
- a lot of coke comes from through florida
- coke is white-ish. kinda got a tint 2 it. but snows white also so. u get it
by kevin the sno man April 22, 2006
Get the florida snow mug.when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
Get the Florida Surprise mug.When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.
Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.
by The Black Ztar January 26, 2020
Get the Florida Slick Grip mug.When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.
Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day
by Moose3207 October 18, 2022
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