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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
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Florida Sweetbreads

Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.

We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.

I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.

We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
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Florida Speed Bump

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
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florida snow

cocaine

- a lot of coke comes from through florida
- coke is white-ish. kinda got a tint 2 it. but snows white also so. u get it
hey, got any of that florida snow
by kevin the sno man April 22, 2006
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Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
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Florida Slick Grip

When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.
Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.
by The Black Ztar January 26, 2020
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Florida Snowball Fight

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.
Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day
by Moose3207 October 18, 2022
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