A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.
James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
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"Hey, did you see Abdul in the supermarket the other day buying that 6 pack of muller corners, god he's such a florameland, he's going to end up breaking his left index finger if he carries on and he will be in a wheelchair for 7 and a half weeks."
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