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footsicle

The feeling of numbness after exposing your feet to cold temperatures even though they were dressed appropriately for the conditions.

My 2 year old daughter coined the term after a frigid nighttime walk in the stroller and tried to say "my foot is cold" but came out as footsicle!
My feet feel like a pair of footsicles!
by FJCruiserTT March 6, 2011
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Flopsie

A female human takes her thumb and sticks it up a male human's anus. She then wiggles her fingers playing with the scrotum and says "FLOPSIE!" in a high pitched voice.
Last night I got the world's best FLOPSIE!

I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!
by Mycousintoldmeaboutthis!!! October 16, 2008
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Flopsie

A hipster-mobile that is often described by hipsters as a "non-fixed gear bicycle" so as to hide their hipsterness. It involves rotating a gear installed in reverse so as to appear less hipsterish, but accomplishes the exact opposite task, as it, in effect, makes said individuals more "on the cusp", sociologically speaking.
As he grasps his hot pink brake grip tape and spins his non-dynamic'd geared bike's pedals backwards, Duffy vehemently denies that his Flopsie is a hipster ride, thus inexorably proving that it is.
by ZazzBlammymatazz October 21, 2010
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flossile

A ceremonial ritual engaged in by a female when straddling a motorcycle. Usually as a passenger.
" She was just about to flossile when he peeled out and ruined her composure."
by rog2 February 12, 2005
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Plopsicle

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.
"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"
by Lilblacboy May 18, 2015
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fapsicle

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.
Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.
by durson August 15, 2007
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flopsiclestick

A guy that is a retart and has a floppy dick
Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is a retart with a floppy dick
by lockness monster August 16, 2020
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