flopportunity

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018

flopparopagus

a wonderful instrument involving a woman's thighs being played by a man's head or hand while fingering or eating the woman out. the man moves his hand or head from side to side slapping the woman's thighs; thus creating mild thuds or high pitch claps.

damn that bitch got some sexy legs, i`d like to play the flopparopagus on dat ass

by E-Mass August 17, 2007

flip flopper

someone who goes back and fourth. like one day he/she is someones friend and the next day shes not.

Karen is such a flip flopper. yesterday she said she hates chelsea, and now they are at each others house!

by jamielue March 3, 2007

sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.

Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!

by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017

Flopperhead

The male reproductive organ when at half-chub state. Often confused with the Copperhead (Agkistrodon contortrix) A snake commonly found in North America.

Oh no! That flopperhead is coming right at me!

by Chops01 March 5, 2011

Flopper

A soccer term for a player who throws themselves on the ground whenever the feel a defender on their back to try and get a foul called. Commonly used practice in the mexican and south american soccer leagues.

Number 14 on that team is such a flopper that was not even a foul.

Rooney showed his wonderful flopper skill against Arsenal last season. The penalty kick was awarded and scored by Van Nistelrooy though it did not decide the game as the end score was 4-2 Manchester United.

by Liesy December 28, 2005

boppin my flopper

the act of self sexual stimulation. generally referring to male self sexual gratification.

“I better get to boppin my flopper before my parents get home”

by RyansInSpace October 30, 2021