floorward

The direction that is in the direction of the floor, be it a dance floor or linoleum. Not necessarily down.

let's move floorward everybody!
My overly drunken friend is certainly headed floorward soon.

by jellywerker July 26, 2009

Fortard

A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys

My son is a fortard

by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018

Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013

Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

foodtard

foodtard: Someone who doesn't know anything about fine cuisine or is scared of trying new food.

I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard

by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017