foodster

The unholy fusion of a FOODIE and a HIPSTER. Persons that need to be annoyingly cool about using non-mainstream ingredients or techniques while cooking.

Foodster: So, I made this vegan amouse-bouche with raw macadamia butter waffers and azuki beans, covered in coconut oil, but everybody was so ignorant that they didn't appreciate it.
Friend: Dude, you are just a foodster.

by alect0 May 6, 2010

Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

foofser

A term grandmothers use for flatulation

I foofsered in class today and everybody laughed at me and pointed and i cried.

by Foofsermama October 3, 2011

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022

Flopster

A person who repeatedly arranges to meet up with friends, but then doesn't show, or makes an excuse to flop out.

Mohammed wont show up, he's such a flopster

by Beadla June 1, 2020

floofer doot

Noun. A very furry and cute cat or kitten.

Shirley is showing off her new flower kitten collar like a proper floofer doot.

by DougExeter May 25, 2021