Foodie

A person who has no actual interests or hobbies.

"Oh that's really interesting! Me? Hmmm lets see, let me describe myself...well...I guess I would consider myself a real foodie"

by RobbieI August 14, 2012

Foodie Call

Contacting a person you know for the sole purpose of eating at latest, "hot", "trendy", "celebrity chef" restaurant; a booty call for your stomach

A:"who was that?"
B:"Elaine..."
A:"whoa, things are heating up?"
B:"Nah, just a foodie call, we're going to Jean-Georges"

by roofie March 29, 2013

foodie

A dumbed-down term used by corporate marketing forces to infantilize and increase consumerism in an increasingly simple-minded American magazine reading audience. The addition of the long "e" sound on the end of a common word is used to create the sensation of being part of a group in isolationist urban society, while also feminizing the term to subconsciously foster submission to ever-present market sources.

Though the terms "gastronome" and "epicure" define the same thing, i.e. a person who enjoys food for pleasure, these words are perceived by the modern American consumer as elitist due to their latin root forms and polysyllabic pronunciations.

Also spelled "foody"

This newest repackaging of Third World derived ingredients in the latest Trader Joe's product is ever so delicious and different, it's really made for all you foodies out there to BUY NOW!

by Ross V. Sewage July 15, 2007

Floodie

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

Flobie

A semi erect penis.

I couldn’t get him all the way up, he just had a flobie the whole time.

by KSoDilla July 23, 2020

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

flodge

to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.

He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.

by MDpenoc February 19, 2004