flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

by asadmoon October 23, 2008

flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

Flabbergasted

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.

I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.

by SumCat22 July 31, 2023

flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019