A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool
"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"
"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
by 9ay August 18, 2020
Get the cyber flexer mug.When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.
Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!
by iamsharbates September 17, 2013
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A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme
Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times
Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times
Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018
Get the chronic flexer mug.A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"
by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020
Get the shadow flexer mug.BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux
Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!
Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!
by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019
Get the oofgang flexer mug.When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
Get the Pokémon Flexer mug.sarah: damn u played with those tities so much that i got a boob flexer
me: HEY FUCK OFF U!, dont tell me i gave u a boob flexer...chunt
me: HEY FUCK OFF U!, dont tell me i gave u a boob flexer...chunt
by elemeno-p1 June 23, 2008
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