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Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
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boob flexer

the act of tearing a muscle in the breaticle region...
sarah: damn u played with those tities so much that i got a boob flexer
me: HEY FUCK OFF U!, dont tell me i gave u a boob flexer...chunt
by elemeno-p1 June 23, 2008
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Flexer boi

A person that shoves expensive shit on ur fucking face. Just a tip if you see someone like this call them a (fuccboi_cunt)
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Social Network Flexer

When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.
Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!
by iamsharbates September 17, 2013
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foot flexer

When someone pisses you off.
He's so annoying, he's a fucking foot flexer.
by Jake the rishmich January 3, 2009
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Copic hoe/flexer

It's mainly used when someone is really obnoxiously flexing or mentioning copic markers as a way to demostrate status or prestige.
Mainly the people who think that using copic markers makes them automaticly better than other artist.
Can You stop being such a Copic hoe/flexer? we get it ,You have the hole collection.

Why in the indescriptible fuck are You being a Copic hoe/flexer?
like they make You any better, it's just a took, not the hole fucking deal.
by Shoonz January 22, 2020
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Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone
This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .
by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017
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