iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

by strange_aeon November 25, 2013

Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Mexican Fleshlight

The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.

I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight

by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010

FLESHLIGHT GANG

Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.

Join the fleshlight gang today mother fucker or i'm goin eat yo ass.

by LIL PINK March 31, 2019

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3

Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?

by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023